Me: Dexter, are you all done with your cereal?
Dexter: You're a moose fur bagel dog!
Preschool Teacher: Wow, you're smart!
Dexter: Smarty, hearty, party!
[in the car, out of the blue]
Dexter: Only bees are on facebook.
Nate: Mommy, I kind of like that show that's not a kid show where the people sing and the three people watch them.
Me: Oh yeah?
Nate: Yeah. Is that in Hollywood?
Me: What?! You know what Hollywood is?
Nate: Yes, I know what Hollywood is.
Me: OK, what is Hollywood?
Nate: It's when you get the yellow paper.
Me: [cracking up and remembering that I let him watch a few minutes of American Idol with me last week] Yep, you're right buddy.
[during prayers last night]
Nate: Please Jesus, help the people in Ethiopia have a good meeting so that Zeke can come home soon. Because I really want Zeke to come home soon.
[Amen to that, son.]