Nate: Mommy, what's a status book?
Me: What? What are you talking about Nate?
Nate: A status book!
Me: Are you trying to ask 'what is a facebook status?'
Nate: Yeah! What's a facebook status?
Me: (laughing) Well, Nate, a facebook status is something that tells you what your friends are doing.
[5 minutes later]
Nate: Wonder what Jake is doing. (Jake is our 3-year-old neighbor)
Me: I don't know - maybe he would want to play in the snow with us.
Nate: What's the status... face... status?
(at this point I lose it and laugh for 2 min)
Me: (still laughing) Um I don't think Jake has a facebook, Nate!
Nate: Do we have a facebook?
Me: Well, Mommy does but you don't.
Nate: Wonder what Adam is doing.
Dexter: Lela!! Lela!!
Nate: Yeah, wonder what Lela is doing.
Nate using the "Friend Finder" tool to see if Adam and Lela are on facebook.