Upside-down Pyramid by Jeremy Mangan
1. I can be two places at once.
2. Coffee and Chips Ahoy! constitute adequate daily nutrition.
3. I am fine with less than 7 hours of sleep.
4. I can remain patient and kind while 4 toddlers are crying at the same time in my car.
5. I plan ahead and don't procrastinate.
6. I clean my house regularly.
7. I eat breakfast.
8. I don't let my kids watch much TV.
9. I know what I'm talking about.
10. I am Superwoman.
11. God and the people I love are disappointed that #1-10 are not true.