[Today in the car.]
Dexter: What are you eating Mommy?
Me: I'm drinking coffee, sweetie.
Dexter: Mom, when I'm two and a half, can I drink coffee just like you do?
Me: Um... I don't know about that...
Dexter: Then I will be big and strong.
[Today at the grocery store, Dexter sees a display with a 2 foot tall Pillsbury Dough Boy. I swear this was totally unprompted and I've never called him a dough boy... to his face anyway.]
Dexter (pointing at the dough boy): Look Mommy! It's just like me! It's just like me!