bal·last: n. weighty material used in sailboats to provide stability against lateral forces on the sail.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
There is nothing funnier to me than when my two-year-old is really good and mad. He scowls. He stomps. He lets you know, in no uncertain terms, that he is not happy and you are gonna hear about it. Here are just a few of the things I have heard him say in anger over the past 24 hours:
I will flush you down the toilet!
I will spit you into the crocodile's mouth!
I'm gonna bite your boo-boo!
Thankfully he has not been able to make good on any of these promises...